Aiba-chan's Recomen! Arashi Remix 10.30.2009 [TRANSLATIONS]

Note to self: when translating Recomen!, do not try gulping down liquids; you will spill it back out. xD

**Announcements**
a) The mini contest drawing for Nino's BayStorm 2009.10.25 has taken place. Congrats~
b) To participate in the mini contest for this set of translations, mention which "Craziest of the Craziest" story you thought was the craziest of them all!



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Highlights from this Recomen!:
# Chika-san can get away with the pervy things he says because Recomen is a late night radio show. Good thing, too.
# Summer's just around the corner. Good thing we have Dr. Aiba informing us about the best method for treating bug bites. Hm... Dr. Aiba... *imagination runs wild*
# I actually found the whole "why you call your parents the way you do" conversation very educational. What do you think?
# I'd like to give Aiba-chan a billion green cards for being so irresistibly cute. :D That's how you use green cards, right? LOL~

( dl link + strawberries =x )